"Anyone who submits me during training gets a million rubles from me. It hasn't happened in a long time. When I'm fooling around with young guys, I give up my neck, but when we have a serious grappling match, I offer a million rubles to anyone."
We'll get ahead of this nice and early: InsideHook is not liable for those who choose to attempt (and will almost certainly fail - in spectacular, limb-endangering fashion) to complete our list of the best endurance events of the year.