"My hatred grew stronger when, a couple of years later, I stumbled upon a YouTube video of an octopus unscrewing the top of a jar it was inside of and crawling out. These fuckers are scarily smart, and it threatens my humanity."
"Some people have called my hatred and fear irrational. Sure, it's definitely tainted my desire to do anything in the ocean. I don't want to go fishing or snorkelling..."
"For the first time in my adult life, I'm going to actually try and change that. How, you ask? My Octopus Teacher. My boss asked me if I had seen the documentary where the South African dude wants to fuck the octopus after finding out about my fear."
"Within the first minute, I had to pause the documentary because I felt sick. Octopuses are fucking ugly. Like super. That's something that'll never change for me."
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