At my daughter's wedding, a 350-pound man took it into his head to try a pole dance. He did a very um...wavy hip thrust first, then launched onto the pole. It ended on the floor. Some people just shouldn't drink.
The servers were trying to scrape mashed potatoes in a failed effort to give the remaining guests in line a scoop full. And a spoonful of vegetables. The turkey was long gone.
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