"The reason was simple: I wanted to live in an apartment with bathroom tile that wasn't laid down during the Eisenhower administration."
"By now, you've probably seen the TikToks of people bragging about how European food has fewer preservatives than in America. This is true, and it's why you'll never see a stoner craving Dutch Taco Bell - a real thing that exists here and absolutely sucks."
"I love New York and miss it often, but I have to say it is nice being able to buy a week's worth of fresh groceries for around $50."
"The park is packed, painfully hot tall people whiz by on bikes in every direction. I take advantage of the weather and meet my friend Norman for brunch..."
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