"There's something about the cadence and the mouthfeel of a name that immediately suggests it could only exist in the Star Wars setting..."
"Before we get started, let's establish two rules for finding the most Star Wars-ass name: the character has to have appeared on screen..."
"While the other members of Jabba's palace/house band...lead singer Sy Snootles outdoes them. It's... not even that her illogical proboscis-plus-plump-lips face is undeniably a snoot..."
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