"In the latest episode, the media is focused on a rumor that Trump is f*cking Satan. It's a question asked multiple times in the half-hour episode. At one point, Fox News' Peter Doocy is depicted asking the president about it. The story eventually leads to a confrontation between Satan and Jesus in which Satan admits he's pregnant with Trump's lovechild, so he's stuck in the relationship. After the news is revealed on live TV, Fox News hosts are shown celebrating and popping champagne."
"So Fox News can now confirm Donald Trump has been f*cking Satan this whole time! Yeah! After various Fox News personalities are seen celebrating, they cut to MAGA-loyal musician Kid Rock shedding tears of joy with patriotic memorabilia behind him, like a bald eagle in front of an American flag. I just honestly didn't think the president was f*cking Satan, but now that I know he has been this whole time, I'm just so happy, the tearful musician said."
"A White House spokesperson previously attacked South Park as irrelevant after the comedy depicted the president with a micropenis. Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows, spokesperson Taylor Rogers said. This show hasn't been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention. Watch above v"
South Park aired an episode centering on a rumor that President Donald Trump is f*cking Satan, repeatedly raising the question across the half-hour show. The episode depicts Fox News personalities, including a fictionalized Peter Doocy, pursuing the rumor and culminates in a confrontation where Satan tells Jesus he is pregnant with Trump's lovechild and thus remains in the relationship. Fox News hosts celebrate on live TV, with Sean Hannity shown fist-pumping and Kid Rock moved to tears amid patriotic imagery. A White House spokesperson previously condemned the show as irrelevant and lacking originality after an earlier parody.
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