"From Comedy Central, it's the all-new, government-approved Daily Show, with your patriotically-obedient host Jon Stewart! an announcer declared, before the camera transitioned to a golden set in the style of Trump's Mar-a-Lago and White House Oval Office. As Stewart opened, We have another fun, hilarious, administration-compliant show, the audience laughed, prompting him to whisper, What are you doing? Shut up Shut the f*ck up!"
"If you've felt a little off these past couple of days, it's probably because our great father has not been home. For father has been gracing England with his legendary warmth and radiance, he continued. Gaze upon him with a gait even more majestic than that of the royal horses that prance before him! He wowed the English with charm and intelligence and an undeniable sexual charisma that filled their air like a pheromone-packed London fog!"
"After covering the news that Kimmel's show had been suspended by ABC this week, Stewart remarked, Our great administration has laid out very clear rules on free speech. Now, some naysayers may argue that this administration's speech concerns are merely a cynical ploy, a thin gruel of a ruse, a smokescreen to obscure an unprecedented consolidation of power and unitary intimidation, principleless and coldly antithetical to any experiment in a constitutional republic governance. Some people would say that. Not me, though, I think it's great,"
Jon Stewart delivered a government-approved, administration-compliant monologue that consisted entirely of praise for President Donald Trump. The show opened with a Comedy Central announcer declaring an all-new, government-approved Daily Show and a golden set styled after Mar-a-Lago and the Oval Office. Stewart mocked audience laughter, imitated a paternal depiction of Trump’s visit to England, and lavished hyperbolic praise for Trump's charm and charisma. He addressed the suspension of Jimmy Kimmel's show and sarcastically framed administration speech rules as clear protections, ridiculing claims of censorship and consolidation of power before sending to correspondents who recited scripted assurances about American free speech.
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