Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump draws names of countries from hat to determine next tariff
Briefly

The article provides a humorous overview of recent satirical takes from the Babylon Bee, covering topics from political commentary on Joe Biden's learning curve with autopen use to Trump’s unconventional method for instituting tariffs. It also humorously suggests that Disney's ticket sales surged after removing actress Rachel Zegler from 'Snow White,' indicating audience preferences. Additionally, it notes a district judge's ruling regarding SpaceX and astronauts, asserting Trump's lack of authority in that context. Each segment serves to entertain with sharp social commentary.
From his most recent statement, we can tell that Joe Biden has finally learned from his mistakes of using autopen in the Oval Office.
President Trump found a new way to institute tariffs by simply drawing names of countries from a hat - although it was later found that Canada was placed in the hat over 400 times.
Disney saw a sharp uptick in ticket sales after removing Rachel Zegler from Snow White. It seems that fans prefer Zegler's empty dress twirling on screen over the original.
SpaceX has been ordered to immediately return the astronauts to the International Space Station as a district judge ruled that President Trump lacked authority to pick up the two spacemen.
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