We were rarely happier than seeing Emile Heskey bang in England's fifth against Germany or Andrew Freddie' Flintoff inspiring that Ashes victory.
Manchester City have Jaden Heskey on their tour of the USA USA USA, a country where 14-year-olds are playing in their highest domestic league.
It is truly upsetting that these people with impeccable genes are entering the world of sport. Football Daily Jr will be pleased that it will not take long to exit their parent's shadows.
But here we are in 2024, acknowledging our age, while that former wonderkid Wayne Rooney is already on his fourth club as a football manager.
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