Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump classifies Panda Express as domestic terror organization and more
Briefly

The article highlights the satirical content from the Babylon Bee, addressing various absurd stories about current events and public figures. It includes a humorous piece about Governor Whitmer wearing a burqa to connect with her constituents and a fictional investigation ordered by President Trump regarding Panda Express's Kung Pao chicken. The aim is to entertain readers with light-hearted commentary on serious topics.
"Governor Whitmer planned ahead this time and arrived in a full burqa to conceal her identity and as an ode to her large number of Muslim constituents."
"Sources inside the White House said President Trump ordered the DOJ to launch an investigation into why Panda Express's Kung Pao chicken had so few pieces of chicken in it."
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