Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Cleveland Browns | Defector
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Some people are fans of the Cleveland Browns. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cleveland Browns. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.
Relative to their past, one can only describe this past Browns season as 'triumphant.' ... They had to rely on a formerly couchbound Joe Flacco leading them down the stretch.
...you geniuses yoked your future to a $230 million anchor that's marinated in 60 gallons of Dior Sauvage. You sported a championship defense last year.
...this team wasn't quite the sum of its parts. Well, that and the fact that THEY'RE THE CLEVELAND FUCKING BROWNS.
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