"Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located in the medical tent where the triage unit waits every Saturday to repair the twisted ankles and crushed egos after Pat McAfee's guest kickers have been humiliated on 'College GameDay,' we know a little something about awkward football moments."
"I looked to my right and realized, oh snap, er, I mean, oh Zip, it was an entire section of fans dressed in blue and gold, adorned with styled block A's and Z's."
"It wasn't a tone of, 'Hey, it's him! Ryan McGee, of 'Marty & McGee,' our favorite TV show!' No, it was angrier, like, 'Hey, it's him! Grab him and let's throw him in the Congaree River while everyone is distracted by 'Sandstorm'!'"
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