"It is a bummer," Clooney moaned at the Venice Film Festival when asked about his paycheck, er, sorry, his movie. Really, the pair should send Apple CEO Tim Cook an Edible Arrangement for saving them the embarrassment of what would have been a giant flop.
The boldface names suggest a certain level of quality - or, at the very least, competence - that this movie does not meet. Maybe I'd be more forgiving if this buddy-cop retread starred Stephen and Billy Baldwin.
As it stands, woeful 'Wolfs' won't make you howl so much as huff and puff. Watts' 108-minute yawn begins with a woman's scream.
Covered in the young man's blood, Marge lowers the blinds and shakily picks up her iPhone. Apple, trying to make lemonade from its lemon, can at least hawk some mobile devices.
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