The article recounts a humorous anecdote from the author about dating an underwear model whose lack of self-awareness became evident in an embarrassing moment. After a night of intimacy, the author discovered the model had not adequately cleaned himself, which was shocking given his profession. The model's admission that he usually had someone to assist him with grooming underscored the disconnect between his looks and personal upkeep, leading the author to rethink the seriousness of their relationship.
"I dated an underwear model in college for about four or five months. He wasn't the most self-aware person, but damn was he pretty."
"This was a man who made his living by being naked, and he couldn't bother to clean his butt crack."
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