Human Recall Announcement
Briefly

I deeply regret the errors that went into the manufacturing of these bipeds...We take pride in our work here at Heavenly Solutions, L.L.C., and vow to do better in the future.
Humans have been a failure on virtually every level, according to the Divine One...Only eleven per cent of them trim their toenails with any regularity.
The Almighty blames a cascading series of oversights on the errors in human manufacturing...a labor union whose leg.
Read at The New Yorker
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