"I do have to say this is gonna be a phenomenal spot for one of the pieces of motherf-king sh-t that come along and take it. Whoever takes this spot I'm paying to have them buried back in it."
"Try another one. This one will cost you two flat tires. The crafty culprit wrote the warning on a white piece of paper taped to a broken broom stick shoved into a crate."
Heavy snowfall has sparked territorial disputes over parking spots in neighborhoods across Staten Island and New Jersey. Frustrated drivers who have cleared snow from street parking spaces are using creative and aggressive tactics to protect their spots, including DIY warning signs threatening tire slashing, placing lawn furniture and cinder blocks, and making humorous but menacing threats on social media. One Staten Island influencer documented his parking spot concerns online, joking about burying anyone who took his space. The situation has escalated to police intervention in some areas, including Elizabeth, New Jersey, where residents posted explicit threats about flat tires. These survival-of-the-fittest tactics reflect the intense competition for limited parking during winter weather.
Read at New York Post
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