"My sources tell me it's a big weekend for the Bay Area, in the sense that luminaries such as Bad Bunny, Tom Brady, and Kalyn Kahler have descended upon San Francisco to be within an hour's drive of the Super Bowl, which will be held in Santa Clara next to an electrical substation so big, it got a kooky guy to write a blog post about how its electromagnetism was weakening the load-bearing tissues"
"of various 49ers players; the theory espoused in said blog post is now influential enough that it's been covered by The Athletic (former employer of Kalyn Kahler), ESPN (current employer of Kalyn Kahler), and NBC News (no known affiliation with Kalyn Kahler, but I wouldn't rule it out). I didn't know electricity could do stuff like that, but as a lifelong PG&E customer, I also wouldn't rule out some volto-thaumaturgy on their part."
"If you google any form of that question, you will see a big box right below the search bar telling you exactly what time it starts (that is, unless you see the Gemini logo immediately preceding Google's proprietary AI cheerily telling you Super Bowl 60 is scheduled to take place on April 6, 1841). Yet the game persists. Several websites, most notably CBS Sports, will refresh the timestamps of a handful of identical posts, making it difficult to track with great precision."
Bad Bunny, Tom Brady, and Kalyn Kahler are in San Francisco near the Super Bowl site in Santa Clara. An electrical substation adjacent to the stadium is the subject of a theory claiming its electromagnetism weakens 49ers players' load-bearing tissues. The theory has been cited by The Athletic, ESPN, and NBC News. Google sometimes returns an incorrect AI-generated start date while search results usually display the scheduled kickoff time. Several sports websites refresh timestamps on identical posts, complicating efforts to track when the game will actually begin. All listed times are presented in Eastern Time. The focus remains on determining precise kickoff timing amid competing online timestamps and AI errors.
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