"The most seemingly in-love famous couple on the scene these days is no doubt A$AP Rocky and Rihanna. When appearing on a podcast recently, Rocky was asked how they keep the spark alive, and he talked about making time for each other, and dating and being friends. This is an overly complicated answer as far as I'm concerned. I think the main way to stay interested in one's relationship with Rihanna is to be in a relationship with Rihanna. Just look at her."
"Speaking of keeping the love alive, Chrissy Teigen shared that as far as her husband John Legend knows, she has never farted or pooped. That's pretty impressive since rich people seem to travel a lot and that always gets the downstairs systems all messed up. Did fancy hotels never get hit with the stupid barn door bathroom trend that left giant gaps everywhere, doing nothing for sound insulation? That must be nice."
Several celebrity relationships are described with humorous commentary and snark. A$AP Rocky and Rihanna are portrayed as the most seemingly in-love couple, with Rocky mentioning making time, dating, and friendship to keep the spark alive. Chrissy Teigen claims her husband believes she has never farted or pooped, prompting jokes about travel, hotel bathroom designs, and privacy around bodily functions. Chilli of TLC is noted to be dating Matthew Lawrence, evoking 1990s nostalgia. Dakota Johnson's relationship with musician Role Model is mentioned, revealing his real name, Tucker Pillsbury, and raising awkward curiosity about his surname.
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