"When we decided last week that we were going to the competition, we had a feeling it would bring out all the usual suspects...draw out the TikTokers and niche Substack bloggers like writhing, quivering rats to a trash pile."
"We have a penny-farthing," Po told us when we asked what we could expect. "It's a big bike." This emphasizes the humorous and quirky nature of the event.
"If the Timothée-wannabes were instantly recognizable from their hair, noses or jawline, then the journalists were made obvious by their cameras, lanyards, and phones held in palms for recording interviews."
"I actually don't care for Timothée Chalamet at all, which is why I think it's ironic that I'm here right now." This statement encapsulates the playful irreverence surrounding the competition.
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