"The cops raided our house, and then P'Nut bit one, like a damn hero. Then they abducted P'Nut and chopped his head off in a rabies test."
"Oh, it's just so hard to be thrust in the media spotlight, Colin. I'm used to doing regular squirrel stuff, like, you know, chasing my own tail..."
P'Nut is merely the squirrel's 'human name' and his real name is composed of indecipherable squirrel squeakings.
The DEC decapitated P'Nut as part of a rabies test, but neither Fred nor P'Nut had rabies.
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