'Primal' origins of graham crackers are a shocker - it's all about 'the urge to have sex'

"Graham Crackers were invented by a Presbyterian minister to cure licentiousness. A lot of y'all need to start eating Graham Crackers."

"He was on a strong anti-masturbation crusade. He said, 'If you're eating meat, you're acting like an animal and should avoid those types of primal instincts - like the urge to have sex.'"

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