The totally new production at the Dominion Theatre, directed by Jerry Mitchell, is at least an improvement from the train wreck I saw in 2022. Now it's more of a fender bender.
Every song here, with lyrics by Shaina Taub and Mark Sonnenblick, is either the blandest club beat you've ever heard or a public domain cover of 'Gloria' by Laura Branigan.
One of its imbecilic lyrics: 'No longer hiding in closets, I curate them now.' Oy vey. His other tune, 'Dress Yourself Up,' is the closest John comes to catchy here.
The 'Billy Elliot' composer's show remains fashion weak - barely an iota of the fabulous 2006 comedy film starring Meryl Streep, where you don't laugh or nod your head. Maybe you nod off.
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