"I played a game against Milan and I scored and got man of the match. We had a game the next Sunday and the manager said, 'Gazza you're not playing'. He said: 'The president wants you to play against Diego Maradona in Seville in a friendly'. I f***** off to EuroDisney. All I can remember is I headbutted Mickey Mouse, kicked Pluto up the a***, and had a fight with Donald Duck."
"In fact, Gazza did fly to Spain in the end after telling his father about the match. I got to the dressing room and the lads knew I was p**sed; I had a fight with Donald Duck, headbutted Mickey Mouse, and kicked Pluto up the a***."
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