"It was when Doug Emhoff recounted watching Evel Knievel's failed Snake River Canyon jump while wearing a Mark Spitz youth Speedo and eating Freakies cereal as the Bay City Rollers' 'Saturday Night' played on the radio that he brought a tear to this Gen X-er's eye."
"I don’t know about you, but it was when Doug Emhoff hitched his trousers high, wielded a wand microphone in fond imitation of Gene Rayburn on 'Match Game,' that he brought a tear to this Gen X-er's eye."
"Emhoff praised Tim Walz for 'his audacious capacity for uplift, akin to the Amazing Mister Lifto in the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow,' that he brought a tear to this Gen X-er's eye."
"To paraphrase another Doug, MAGA is a world of illoooo-sion!"
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