Hate to break the news, kid, but your lemonade stand sucks. The shit was warm, and your hair was a bit unkempt. Also, I don't think you have ever washed your hands thoroughly.
The sign said it was organic, so I asked you if the lemonade was certified organic. You shrugged your shoulders. No reply, just shrugged.
Maybe put some lemons on your table instead of some dumbass dirty doll with glasses. Is this fucking funny to you? Serving warm lemonade, high up on Mt. Tabor, that is "sort of" half organic??
I tried telling you this and you said, "I dunno." I've reported you to the health department. You've been warned!
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