Hear Ye! Hear Ye! I'm Leaving the Industry
Briefly

"A new game has come from the East called 'chess.' So you can now play that instead of Skunthorpe's traditional sport of throwing hammers at one another."
"Sure, I know that before you get your big break, you have to put up with shit for a while. Literally-because the audience will throw shit at you if they don't like you."
Read at The New Yorker
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