There's Been an Accident at the Magical Cookie Factory!
Briefly

The fact is that the accident, which claimed the lives of seven elves, also destroyed our moon, candy-cane, unicorn, and treasure-chest cookie molds.
Please believe that if the tone of our "Oops! All Rainbows!" commercials seemed glib, or even celebratory, that was not our intention.
Yes, the old oven worked for millennia without a single mishap, but it was heated by a friendly dragon whose appetite for sugar was unsustainable.
Read at The New Yorker
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