LTE: Buying Bridges Is So Passe
Briefly

The article humorously critiques modern consumerism, especially in the era of online shopping, highlighting absurd products like air guitar accessories, pet rocks, and unicorn meat. The author uses satire to showcase how people readily buy trivial items, illustrating the ease of online shopping while poking fun at the ludicrous nature of some purchases. Examples like pickled cotton candy and nothing packages reinforce the point of mindless spending, ultimately questioning the value of such purchases in contemporary society.
Why settle for Spam when you can upgrade to a can of Unicorn meat? Then brush your teeth with bacon-flavored toothpaste and gargle with horseradish-flavored mouthwash!
And for the person who has everything, you can buy them nothing. Yes, a package that prominently says and contains 'Nothing!'.
Read at Los Alamos Reporter
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