Jimmy Kimmel humorously compares the anxiety of waiting for election results to awaiting a medical biopsy, saying polls are like "mood rings". He suggests support for Xanax as election stress relief.
Bill Maher refers to undecided voters as "Christmas Eve shoppers" in politics, criticizing the expectation of a candidate acting like a "personal genie" and mentions that the true danger lies in a "mad king".
Greg Gutfeld sarcastically responds to the election excitement, admitting that he feels compelled to be excited because the alternatives are either "absolute terror or Absolut vodka".
Stephen Colbert humorously describes the election anxiety, stating that someone in a fetal position could either be from running a marathon or from waiting for election results.
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