"For example, my 70+-year-old neighbor (who I'm sure thought he was just being nice) was out with his leaf blower and 'offered' to do my sidewalk. He pushed his way into my yard, blocked my exits, and wouldn't leave until he was satisfied that the job was done."
"Or the guy who loads your groceries into your car over your protests and wants your phone number in exchange. Oh, and speaking of phone numbers, when they insist on calling you right then to make sure the number you gave them is real."
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