Demi Moore's Elisabeth Sparkle stammers into a customer-service line... For all the movie purports to be a satire about body image and Hollywood misogyny, it is also, at its core, about taking your medications incorrectly.
...the convoluted rule that both the older user of the substance and the younger user can only be out and about for seven days at a time before going to sleep so that their liquids can recalibrate.
Their passive-aggressive roommate meltdown is undoubtedly spurred on by their relationship toward the substance, and each other, but it all could've been avoided.
Just in case the substance from The Substance ever turns out to be real, here's how you should manage it. Keep a shared calendar.
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