On Sept. 30, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and the Florida Cabinet unanimously agreed to donate a 2.63-acre parcel of prime downtown Miami real estate to the foundation that will develop the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library. The land, used for parking by Miami Dade College, has been valued at more than $67 million, but the state asked for nothing in return for this gift.
Still, none of them can hold a chlorine-scented candle to Florida, home of the Waste Pro Garbage Truck Museum; the Bike-Riding Parrots of Sarasota Jungle Gardens; Big Betsy, Islamorada's 30-foot high spiny lobster; not to mention the Beach Tomb of Morris the Cat in Gulfport or any of our other awesome contributions to culture. Nobody's ever seen anything like them.