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Newcastle are preparing for Liverpool to return with a new bid of between 120-130m for their Sweden forward Alexander Isak, 25. (Teamtalk), external Wolves are facing a fight to keep Norway striker Jorgen Strand Larsen, as Newcastle are pushing to sign the 25-year-old for around 60m. (Express and Star), external Manchester United have informed Napoli that they are open to both a loan with an option or obligation to buy for their Denmark forward Rasmus Hojlund, 22.
It would not be a Premier League opening week without football-starved fans and pundits leaping to some kneejerk conclusions. Sunderland, tipped by many to make a swift return to the Championship, caused the biggest upset of the weekend with a thumping 3-0 win over West Ham, marking their first Premier League success in the month of August since 2010. Suddenly Sunderland are being talked up as safe, West Ham as doomed, and Graham Potter already on borrowed time.
We spoke about it last year. You never get too high with the highs and you never get too low with the lows. There's always next week in football. We've been beaten, but we take it on the chin and we go again. Nothing was going to be decided for our season. Of course, we wanted to get off to a good start, and we had full belief we could get something from the game.
Rogers has been exceptional for Aston Villa over the last 12 months, and he has established himself as one of the best playmakers in the league. He was rightly chosen as the PFA Young Player of the Year as well. Chelsea have been linked with Rogers as well. The midfielder has also attracted interest from Tottenham. It will be interesting to see if Arsenal come forward with an offer to sign him.
Jermaine Pennant warned Arsenal fans not to expect too much from new signing Viktor Gyokeres after a subdued debut against Manchester United, highlighting the challenges in the Premier League.