The station in London where you are least likely to find your nose pressed into someone else's armpit is, drumroll please... Sudbury and Harrow Road. The north London stop, served by Chiltern Railways, has a peak-only service to Marylebone. From April 2023 to March 2024, only 18,680 passengers passed through the station. Considering Liverpool Street served 94.5 million passengers over the same period, this is quite the puny number.