Genuinely I'd lose my job. Plus, there's no fun in knowing. When Alan won, my husband and youngest son couldn't stop screaming and crying, and shouting, 'but you knew'.
The 70s had the Fawcett. In the 90s it was all about the Rachel. But now there's a new era-defining hair cut. The Claudia. Yes, the glossy inky-black block fringe that mostly shrouds the face of its owner, the presenter Claudia Winkleman, has become a seminal moment on and off TV screens. It is a fringe that has spawned memes, online forums dedicated to debating its length and a fan account on X.
Claudia, while I've got you, do you know the address where you send your CV to the BBC, just in case there's any jobs coming up. I'm just asking for a friend.