Life seems pretty simple until I have to explain it to someone else. You must pull slightly as you turn the key because the door is warped. Okay, my sister says.
I outline the recycling regime, teach my sister how to overcome the recently de-handled kitchen tap, and explain the procedure for when the alarm system sends a distress signal at 4 am.
The dog sometimes barks from outside in the night because it thinks the cat is on the other side of the flap waiting to pounce. The dog doesn't know the cat no longer waits there.
Half an hour later I receive another text, explaining my other sister is convinced she's on the wrong train from the airport.
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