I once had a huge crush on a man who often came to work with us from another agency. We talked, but I didn't flirt because it seemed awkward... Then, he said, 'In my experience, the only women who wear makeup well are models and whores. You aren't pretty enough to be a model.'
There was a moment of stunned silence while I processed, and then I responded, 'Thank you for the interesting evening.' I got up from the table, pushed in my chair, and left... Maybe not the strangest date, but certainly in my top five.
When I was in my very early 20s, I went on a date with this Marine who turned out to be sooo immature. First, we went out to eat, and right after we sat down, he shot his straw wrapper right in my eye... Turns out he had two of his friends wait on the pier for us so they could give me a thumbs up or thumbs down.
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