Notes on a Last-Minute Safari, by David Sedaris
Briefly

The food was lovely, though I dropped a miniature barbecue sandwich on the new white shirt I was wearing, and will likely never get the grease stain out.
I might be taken to task for using the term 'lionesses.' 'Is it like referring to someone as a 'waitress'?' Will people say, 'Why did you have to mention their gender in the first place? Why can't you just say 'lions' and leave it at that?'
Read at The New Yorker
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