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Briefly

The article shares an account of a person's experience in Egypt, focusing on the city's many cats and their poor conditions. Instead of sightseeing, the author bought tuna to feed the strays, highlighting the excessive number of homeless cats. The piece also reflects on typical hotel check-in rituals, revealing personal preferences that have developed over years of travel. The author discusses a unique fashion choice, a long coat, and muses on changes in body appearance as age affects muscle tone.
I didn't go to the pyramids instead, I bought cans of tuna, because you wouldn't believe how cheap it is there to feed cats.
When I go to a hotel, I open the door really slowly, because if it's bad news I don't want to get it all at once.
It's like if you took a sport coat and then put another one above it, so it has four sleeves.
Short men tend to have muscle mass easier than tall ones, so my legs were like Popeye's arms.
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