I had a blind date, and we decided to meet at a restaurant... Apparently, on my way back from the salad bar, I had accidentally dipped one of them in my dressing, so I had ranch dressing and sunflower seeds hanging there! That was our only date. -Anonymous
I was the world's worst waitress, and I think these are my top three worst moments... not only did both bowls of soup go all over me, but I walked so fast into the wall that I smashed my face on it and gave myself a nosebleed!
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