In a new video, ex-president Donald Trump is a shell of his former boisterous self as he shills a new collection of his laughably ugly digital trading cards.
By popular demand, I am doing a new series of Trump digital trading cards,' the GOP candidate mutters in the strange video.
You know, they call me the crypto-president,' Trump intones during the latest announcement. 'I don't know if that's true or not, but a lot of people are saying that.
Now on its fourth iteration, the latest Trump trading card drop - which per its website features so-called 'art' of him dancing, wearing gold sneakers, and holding Bitcoin.
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