"In what seems to be a self-administered competition to make every week weirder than the last, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has released a new video to mentally disturb the nation. In a 90-second MAGA ad filmed with Kid Rock, the two bros help each other out in the gym, work out together in the sauna, and, most disturbingly, clink glasses of whole milk in a jacuzzi. Someone's been watching Heated Rivalry."
"The video begins with the two posing shirtless, before cutting to images of a bear, a shark, an American flag, and a bald eagle. It then fades out to the text, "ROCK OUT, WORK OUT" as Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba," a nonsensical mix of hip-hop, metal, rock, and gibberish plays. Next, we get tortured by a bizarre montage of the two eating (food), holding each other's feet for sit-ups, and at times just... taking their shirts off."
"It ends with the message, "MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN" next to the HHS logo. All that was missing was a Blue Moon Over Brooklyn smoothie. "I've teamed up with [Kid Rock] to deliver two simple messages to the American people," RFK tweeted alongside the video. "GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD." The full flick-should you dare to watch-is below, but it's really a nightmare, especially when never-nude Kennedy takes a cold plunge in a pair of jeans."
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. released a 90-second MAGA-style ad featuring Kid Rock that urges Americans to GET ACTIVE and EAT REAL FOOD. The montage shows the two shirtless in a gym, holding each other's feet for sit-ups, working out in a sauna, and clinking glasses of whole milk in a jacuzzi. The video includes patriotic imagery — a bear, shark, American flag, and bald eagle — and uses Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba" as soundtrack. The finale displays "MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN" alongside the HHS logo and drew ridicule for its bizarre tone and a cold plunge in jeans.
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