Fair and Balanced CBS News Salutes Marco Rubio
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Fair and Balanced CBS News Salutes Marco Rubio
"according to a sycophantic, AI-filled report from CBS News' lead anchor Tony Dokoupil. Capping off another proud day as the world leader in diminishing a once-storied news outlet, Dokoupil gave a tip of the hat to the U.S. Secretary of State, showing off hilarious AI-generated memes of the guy who recently organized the brazen and deadly kidnapping of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro."
""Finally tonight, and only in America, the many lives and many jobs of Marco Rubio. The son of Cuban immigrants and a former Florida senator, he's now the face of U.S. foreign policy and President Trump's point man on Venezuela, all in addition to his roles as secretary of state, interim national security adviser, and acting national archivist and USAID chief," Dokoupil says. "Whatever you think of his politics, you have to admit, it's an impressive resume."
"We do have to admit that overseeing the shutdown of USAID, which r esearchers you probably won't hear on CBS believe could result in 14 million deaths, is pretty impressive. It's almost as impressive as Dokoupil, only a week after promising that the viewer came first, " not advertisers, not politicians, not corporate interests, including the new owners of CBS," making sure he served one viewer first."
Marco Rubio is characterized as the 'ultimate Florida Man' and noted for past incidents including a viral Poland Spring bottle moment. Memes generated by AI depicted him as the Michelin Man, the Shah of Iran, and even a soccer player while celebrating his expanded roles in U.S. foreign policy. Those roles include acting secretary of state, point person on Venezuela, interim national security adviser, and head of USAID. The coverage paired humor and admiration with little attention to accusations of involvement in a brazen operation against Nicolás Maduro. Researchers warn that the USAID shutdown could result in 14 million deaths, a serious humanitarian concern.
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