The article recounts a series of events at the Dakers' house, beginning with an unfortunate sewing accident where the author's wife injured her finger, necessitating a late-night trip to the ER. While she will recover, the injury poses some practical challenges, particularly for driving. The author humorously reflects on this by contemplating a bumper sticker. In a sports commentary, there's mention of Max Scherzer's second start with the Blue Jays, highlighting fan excitement and a whimsical take on a Canadian team's prospects for future success in hockey.
My wife cut off the very end of a finger in a sewing accident, and we spent most of the evening and part of the night in the ER.
Fortunately for her, it is her middle finger, so driving will be an issue. I will get her a bumper sticker saying 'Finger is broken, listen for horn'.
Max Scherzer makes his second Blue Jays start. Let's hope it doesn't end with him back on the IL.
Who knows, a Canadian team may, one day, win the Stanley Cup again. Nothing impossible. Well, okay, that last one is still impossible.
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