"'s multi-episode arc involving Donald Trump and Satan's love baby came to a epic conclusion on Wednesday night with a Christmas-themed episode titled "Crap Out." ***Major Spoilers Ahead*** The episode's throughline follows three Christmas-miracle wishes: Stan hopes for a reversal of fortune after his dad loses his job, his family loses their home, and he ends up living in a nursing home; Trump continues scheming to get rid of Satan's baby; and Satan, back at the White House, eagerly prepares for the arrival"
"In a bid to make his wish come true, Stan heads to a toilet to summon Mr. Hankey, only to be greeted by the satanic Woodland Creatures, a callback to the classic Season 8 Christmas episode. Meanwhile, while doing laundry, Satan encounters "Trump's cum rag" Towelie and uncovers the truth about Trump's sexual relationship with J.D. Vance and his plan to get rid of the baby."
""Keep your hands off my president!" Jesus exclaims. "I got another Christian dipshit to help me get what I want," Trump eagerly crows. (As an aside, we also learn that Trump has gentile warts.) It all leads to a dramatic standoff at the hospital as Satan is due to give birth, with Trump, Vance, Jesus, Thiel, and Pete Hegseth staring down Stan and the Woodland Creatures."
Three Christmas-miracle wishes drive the episode: Stan hopes to reverse his family's misfortunes, Trump schemes to eliminate Satan's child, and Satan prepares for the birth. Stan summons Mr. Hankey but encounters the satanic Woodland Creatures. Satan discovers Trump's sexual relationship with J.D. Vance through Towelie and confronts Trump in South Park. Trump enlists Jesus, a reformed guitar-playing Christian who later switches sides after Stan's impassioned plea. At the hospital, the newborn hangs itself, with a lost minute of ultrasound footage noted. The episode concludes the multi-episode arc.
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