"It took nine episodes into 's current run, but Secretary of War and Content King extraordinaire, Pete Hegseth, finally made his debut among the Trump lackeys. Hegseth's spot-on portrayal of a bumbling narcissist obsessed with creating Instagram Reels came amid a special Thanksgiving-themed episode of the Comedy Central series called "Turkey Trot" airing on November 26th. In keeping with the episode's title, the A story revolved around the town's annual 5K Turkey Trot, which this year was generously sponsored by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia."
"Enter: Pete Hegseth, who descends on South Park in order to free Trump ally Peter Thiel (who was arrested during the previous episode). "Just get us the prisoner, no matter what it takes," Trump demands of Hegseth, before adding, "And don't just make a bunch of content. Like actually go and do something." However, Hegseth's mission is sidetracked after he mistakes the Turkey Trot for an "Antifa uprising.""
Pete Hegseth appears on South Park as a pompous, narcissistic, content-obsessed character in a Thanksgiving-themed "Turkey Trot" episode. The episode's A plot centers on the town's 5K Turkey Trot, which is sponsored by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and carries restrictions against disparaging the royal family. Cartman recruits Token to compete for a $5,000 prize. Hegseth arrives to free Peter Thiel at Trump's orders but is urged to produce real results rather than mere content. Hegseth mistakes the race for an Antifa uprising and escalates the situation, clashing with Kristi Noem.
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