"At South Park Elementary, PC Principal the PC standing for Power Christian ever since his politically motivated conversion at the start of last season attempts to put a stop to his students' obsession with the 6-7 TikTok meme, not because it is insufferable or disruptive, but because he considers it some satanic numerology shit. Rather than seeking help from the school's new guidance counsellor, Jesus Christ, he turns to the world's top expert on the antichrist: billionaire Peter Thiel."
"Thiel dives into the lore of the antichrist, revealing that God's punishment of Satan after the war in heaven was to shrink his butthole down to the size of a pinhole, so that [he] could never have a butt baby until along came Mr Donald Trump, whose penis is so teeny-teeny-tiny it could actually fit in Satan's asshole. The size of Trump's penis? Somewhere between 6-7cm. All of this is foretold in Revelation 6:7, natch."
"We're also shown a scheming JD Vance, who seems to be the one pulling the strings rather than Satan or Trump. He is doing everything in his power to stop the birth of his boss's unholy spawn, including giving his benefactor Thiel unlimited access to every government database while also convincing Trump to seek out an abortion. Donald Trump takes a back seat to other characters here, although several scenes are dedicated to his nether regions (including a couple of"
Season 28 premiere 'Twisted Christian' centers on PC Principal, now Power Christian, trying to end a student obsession with the 6-7 TikTok meme by framing it as satanic numerology. He recruits billionaire Peter Thiel, portrayed as the world's antichrist expert, who outlines a grotesque origin story linking Satan, a shrunken orifice, and Donald Trump's tiny penis, framed as prophecy in Revelation 6:7. JD Vance appears as a manipulative operator working to prevent an unholy birth by granting Thiel broad database access and pushing Trump toward abortion. The episode mixes crude bodily humor with pointed satire of power, influence, and religious paranoia.
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