I've Perfected The Ultimate Dating System - And It All Comes Down To Penises
Briefly

"Love, however, was explained to me differently. My mother would say, 'When you bring a pet like a puppy home, do you immediately love him, and does he immediately love you? No, you growwww to love each other. That's like marriage. You need to train your husband: live with him, and then you will grow to love him and he will grow to love you.' This is real to her. Husbands are trainable like dogs. Also you just 'get one.' These are the messages I grew up with in my home."
Read at HuffPost
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