THE TRASH REPORT: Sexiest Man Alive vs. Sexiest Nerd on TGIF
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If he's not going to make Tormp feel unwelcome back in Washington, couldn't the Bidens' bitey dogs at least have made an appearance? Maybe (hopefully!) they were dumping out in hidden corners of the residence where the turds won't be found for a while and the whole place stinks of dogshit when Donathan moves back in.
Gone are the days of a harmless prank like Clinton staffers pranking Bush Jr. by removing the Ws from computer keyboards; I want dogshit hidden in every desk drawer in that goddamn building.
Cabinet announcements have been rolling out at a steady clip, each one sillier than the last. Elon Musk is very involved in these conversations, and in fact, Trump announced that he will create a new Department of Government Efficiency ( DOGE, barf) that Musk himself will co-chair with Vivek Ram.
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