The Trash Report: Let's Ruin Twitter for Elon! Let's Ruin Betsy's Campaign! Let's Appreciate Keanu Reeves! Let's Buy the Dinosaur House!
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Helloooooooo, trash pandas!It's me, Elinor Jones, coming at your from the bottom of the dumpster.Happy Halloween!My costume this year is "woman who isn't losing it."Is it working?Let's see! I've worked  extra hard on this week's column because things out there are bleak and I need it as much as you do.
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